Posts tagged Joshua Story
The Inside Story Of The King’s College Death Spiral Of 2023

The perilous state of Documents and interviews with insiders offer a more complete picture of key economic, strategic and circumstantial factors leading to the dramatic turn of events that left students, staff, faculty and families in limbo for months. in New York City developed over decades, hit turbulence in the past two years, then turned into a stunning death spiral in the Spring 2023 semester. 

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Caprine Spirituality

(REVIEW) Goat Yoga indeed has its own musical genre attached to it, and the Academy of Powerful Music with Positive Energy’s 2021 album “Baby Goat Yoga” is a prime example. This album represents a journey into the spiritual self like no other and is most notable for its focus on woodwind ambiance, development of abstract melody and redefining the ancient art of yoga with goats. “Baby Goat Yoga” is, overall, an experience you will not want to miss.

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The King’s Cosmetologist

The King’s College may not be a particularly large school, but its populace knows a thing or two about cutting costs. No, not that kind of cutting costs– we’re talking barbers.  A general haircut in the city will run you anywhere from $40 to $80, and if you want all the fixings you could potentially be looking at a price tag well into the hundreds. Enter Zoe Zimmerman, a freshman in the House of Susan B. Anthony, the royal cosmetologist. Even as a freshman, she has already established herself as the preeminent barber on campus with her mobile salon.

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The Light of My Life

(HUMOR) My first romance started at the beginning of the fall semester of 2019. I had just moved to New York to begin college, and my heart was afire with the possibilities this new independent life afforded me. At Target, across the street from my apartment, I first ran into her. She was, by far, the most beautiful desk lamp I had ever seen, and I immediately became infatuated with her. 

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Of Mice and Men At The King’s College

(HUMOR) The King’s College’s prestigious and diverse student body hides a dark side, however– in the shadows, freeloading vermin scurry about, oblivious to the wealth of knowledge surrounding them and concerned only with finding their next meal. And no, we’re not referring to the Politics, Philosophy and Economics majors– we’re talking about the mice.

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Mystery Plaque Reveals a Part of Forgotten King’s History

(ANALYSIS) The soda machine located in The King’s College Fishbowl conceals a far greater secret — a legacy. Mounted into the wall about four feet above the floor, in the shadow of the vending machine within a claustrophobic two-inch gap is an unknown monument to a forgotten memory: a plaque commemorating the dedication of “Miller Circle” to a certain William A. Miller. 

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